Dear Future Wife💍…

Hi Babe, my hope is that you are doing fine and the pandemic has been kind to you. For myself, let’s just say that I am breathing and that is all that matters. Maybe we have met or so I say to myself🤡 Well, worry not, you know why? Fate and destiny got us. Eventually, our paths will cross. I will get to explain a few things about myself.

The generation in which we live has eroded confidence in the concept of love, romance, and the institution of marriage. Call me old-school or whatever but I believe in the good old concept of meeting that special someone who becomes your best friend, confidant, and lover. Imagine getting friendship and cuddles from the same person? Okay, I can see most of you can’t relate. I digress.

You may have watched a lot of Mexican soaps and maybe fantasize of the Alejandro type of love. Flowers, chocolates, random surprises, dates e.t.c. For now, no comment, you’ll get to find out in the fullness of time. I only promise to love you as much as is humanly possible. If at moment you are tempted to think I have Alejandro’s body build, the six pack and muscles, girl don’t I have news for you? Adidas stripes on your face for you after you lay on my chest will be part of your portion🤣

They say that we of the male species are polygamous. Well, you may have a co-wife👀 Please treat her well and I promise you she will reciprocate. Her name is the Y 62. Surprised? Just hold on sweetheart ❤️. I am a petrol head and I really love cars my favorite being a Nissan Patrol Y 62. So, that is your supposed co-wife. I hope you love traveling as the Y 62 will be our companion as we traverse the world.

Wierd question, ever experienced proper food poisoning? Hold that thought. I am an excellent cook only when it comes to Ugali and fried eggs (omelete). This is a bachelor’s staple meal. If you ever find me trying to make anything aside from this great combination, please get me out of the kitchen and throw away that nonsense because if you partake of it, you’ll be hospitalized for a few days for food poisoning 🤢 Did I mention that I have the appetite of two elephants?

I am a firstborn and have taken care of my siblings. Baby girl, I dare proudly say, don’t worry about the kids’ homework. I got it 😏 but again, with this CBC, they may be asked to bring a black lion’s feather to school. Anyway, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. By the way, how many do you want? Me, 4 but we can compromise. Also, yours truly really values quality time with family; outings with the kids, yourself, and such.

At times, I may seem isolated. I like to retreat to my quiet place once in a while when life decides to rub pepper in my eyes. My wish at such times is to be alone. However, maybe with your inclusion in my life, things can be different. Who knows 🤷🏽‍♂️Please note that I rarely get angry but when I do, please stay away from me until I cool down. 😡 I fear myself at such a period though I can’t stay mad for long.

Then, I really overthinking so make sure anything you tell me, adds up and if you ever lie to me…💀 Finally, I will ALWAYS have your back. My dear munchkin, that’s enough for now. The rest you’ll get to know once we meet or if we already have, maybe you know. Before I forget, how is your day so far? Have you eaten? If not, hit me up and I’ll sort you out😂 If you believe you are the one, feel free to reach out😏. Till we meet baby girl, stay safe Au revoir!

Concept by Ndungu Kinyuti of kinyuti.wordpress.com